#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck Part 5

For those whose warp of mind allows them to enjoy these things as much as I do, here are a few more duck jokes. Most of these were graciously contributed by a friend whose warp of mind resembles mine.

1. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a duck.

2. I don’t give a flying duck.

3. The seven deadly ducks.

4. The Duck Ages

5. Cry havoc, and let slip the ducks of war...

6. Gone with the duck

7. Three ducks in a fountain

8. Where the ducks are

9. Clear the ducks

10. Ali Baba and the forty ducks

11. The fault, dear duck...

12. ...lies not in our stars, but in our ducks

13. Tender is the Duck

14. Google ducks