What do French women know that other women don’t? To believe
them, a great deal.
French Women
Don’t Get Fat… it was the title of a best-selling book.
TheDaily Mail explains:
For
years, our continental neighbours have been applauded as chic, slim and poised
- all achieved seemingly without effort.
They
are famed for never putting on weight - despite enjoying a rich diet of foie
gras, escargot and croissants.
Be this as it may, a recent survey has discovered that,
given the choice, French women would prefer a gourmet meal to sex.
Sacre
bleu!
The Daily
Mail
reports:
When
asked what 'pleasure rating' they'd give eating, [French women] said 7.1. out
of 10, while they'd rank sex 6.7.
Sexologist
Gerard Leleu attempted to shed some light on this rather surprising result of
Harris Interative's survey.
He told
Stylist magazine: 'Chemically, the same thing happens in the brain during a
"culinary orgasm" and a sexual orgasm.
'In
fact, when we are sad and we decide to eat chocolate, we are actually
masturbating the hypothalamus.'
I’ll bet you didn’t know that.
Anyway, for all anyone knows, this seems not to speak very
well of the way French men behave in the boudoir.
One expert tried to explain it by saying that French women
must be having “crepe sex.”
Bon
Dieu!
The same expert suggested that perhaps it all means that
French women are narcissistic:
Perhaps
some of these women find posh food more of an enjoyable indulgence than sex
because the former is entirely about self-satisfaction - you choose what to eat
based entirely on your own whims and tastes, whereas with sex you have to
consider the desires and needs of your partner too.
Imagine the indignity.
Then again, maybe French women know something that other
women don’t. Can 74% of French women be wrong?
I had never heard of "masturbating the hypothalamus". I am somewhat lessened by this knowledge.
ReplyDeleteDeep throat that sausage
ReplyDeleteTo get to the bottom of this we'll need to sample French women. I'll try to do my part.
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