Yesterday, Apple announced its new wristwatch. It's called the iWatch, as opposed, I imagine to, YouWatch or TheyWatch or BayWatch. Since I am
anything but a customer of the firm, I will refrain from commenting.
Yet, The Onion offers some illuminating insights into this
great moment in the history of technology.
Here is a sampling:
- 13-megapixel camera
enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start
and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so
discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of
colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s
dominant tech company
And:
- Small size and intricate
circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for
muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic
device
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