Bubba's Delight

It’s the hottest story of the day!! It’s not about college students drinking themselves into oblivion. No, siree. It’s about industrious resourceful college students running a prostitution operation in Miami, FL. Business-wise it’s more profitable than Spring Break at Panama City-- where they apparently give it away for free.

The Daily Mail has the story:

Three college students have been arrested on prostitution charges during an undercover sting operation at a Florida hotel, authorities have said. 

Acacia Jerico Friedman, 23, and Maury Noun, 21, of the University of Miami, and Samara Charlotin, 19, of Florida International University, reportedly negotiated a prostitution deal with an undercover cop.

Noun allegedly acted as the women's pimp and met with the officer at a restaurant at the Hotel Colonnade in Coral Gables. The two agreed sex with the girls would cost $5,000 each, according to NBC Miami.

Don’t call them cheap!

For your edification, here are some after-arrest photos of the ladies, of Friedman, then Noun.

 

For your further edification, we note that Acacia Jerico Friedman-- who names a child Acacia Jerico?-- used this photo on her Twitter account. What better way to market yourself than to show of one of your satisfied customers: Bubba himself. Doing voter outreach, we surmise. And, sporting a Hillary for President button, no less.