When Life Imitates Porn

The news should be classed under the rubric: What would we do without the Daily Mail?

You should consider it an object lesson. It shows what happens when you decide that you want your life to imitate art…that is, to imitate pornography.

The story comes to us from Germany:

Two women in Germany are in hospital with broken bones after a threesome with a man went badly wrong.

The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she toppled ten feet from a balcony in Bad Breisig as she reached her climax.

Her naked friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and broke bones in her arm and neck.

Medics arrived at the apartment where the embarrassed man explained what had occurred.

A newspaper commented on the incident: 'They better try bondage next time.' 

I'm sure you want to know why the man emerged from this exercise unscathed? Clearly, the answer is: deeply entrenched patriarchal sexism.

Have a nice day!