Stormy's Divorce

I know that this will shake your faith in true love and the venerable institution of holy matrimony, but, I feel compelled to report the sad news: Stormy Daniels is getting divorced. You remember Stormy Daniels. How could you forget Stormy Daniels, the porn star who was supposed to be the weapon to destroy the Trump presidency.

And you know all about Stormy’s greatest hits. The New York Post reminds us that she starred in a film called: Good Will Humping. How could you have missed it?

Stormy’s soon-to-be-ex husband Glendon Crain is suing for divorce because, hold your breath, Sormy was unfaithful to him. Duh.

Crain also asked a restraining order, preventing Stormy from taking their seven-year-old daughter on tour with her.

Here, from the Post, are the details:

Stormy Daniels’ husband has filed for divorce — and a restraining order — claiming the porn star cheated on him and wants to take their daughter on her strip-club tour.

The “Good Will Humping” star’s soon-to-be-ex, Glendon Crain, filed for both in Texas last week — and was granted the restraining order, which prohibits her from having contact with him and their 7-year-old daughter Caiden, according to TMZ.

“Respondent is an adult performer and entertainer and is currently on tour. She has purchased a ticket for my child Caiden to fly out on July 20, 2018 and join Respondent on tour,” Crain wrote in his petition, published by the Smoking Gun.

“This will involve the child being on her tour bus with other adult performers and producers. This will place my child in eminent threat of serious and immediate physical or emotional harm.”

Under “grounds for divorce,” he writes: “Respondent has committed adultery.”

You will be happy to note that creepy porn lawyer, Michael Avenatti has confirmed that the Stormy marriage is over. He denies the charges, presumably of adultery.