John F. Kennedy's Bastard Son?

I trust that it has crossed your mind, but doesn't Beto O'Rourke look like the bastard son of John F. Kennedy? In truth, that might be the secret to his appeal. Especially since he has no accomplishments to his credit and no real qualifications for seeking the office of the presidency.

Come to think of it, Beto O'Rourke looks a lot more like JFK's son than did JFK, Jr. But we don't want to go there, do we?

Anyway, once upon a time a teenage BOR wrote a poem. He dubbed himself Psychedelic Warlord, appellation that seems more appropriate than President of the United States. Fortunately for us all, the Daily Caller has provided us with the text of the poem:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

I am sure you are thinking that it's unfair to judge a man by his juvenile absurdities. And  yet, consider this. At around the same age, a teenage George Washington was copying out the rules of etiquette. Presidential is as presidential does.