What Is a Megetable?

Hat’s off to Arby’s. They still have the meats.

Most recently, they invented a new dish, called a megetable.

While our woke chefs are working day and night to produce a burger made entirely of vegetables but that tastes just like meat, Arby’s has outdone them by producing a dish that looks like a carrot and tastes like a carrot. Except that it’s really made of turkey. Thus it is chock full of animal protein.

Arby’s has understood that there’s a limit to this current mania about eating a totally vegetable diet. It knows that there can be too much of a good thing.

Since we all know that you are what you eat, if you eat too many vegetables you are likely to become a vegetable. And we don’t want that, do we?