Thursday, July 23, 2020

New Jersey Governor Murphy Fathered Two Dogs

Now we see. As you probably know, New Jersey is leading the nation in per capita coronavirus deaths. New York is slightly behind. 

 And naturally, Dr. Anthony Fauci has declared that New York State, which sent recovering coronavirus patients into nursing homes, where they infected the elderly and the infirm, got it right.

 You being to wonder about Dr. Fauci.

 But, then, if you look at the twitter account of New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, you discover, that he fathered two dogs. Say what? Did we read it correctly? Apparently, the governor fathered four children, for which we offer him lavish praise, but fathering two dogs-- what are we to think of that?


Governor Phil Murphy
@GovMurphy
56th Governor of the great State of New Jersey. Proud husband of
@FirstLadyNJ
and father of 4 humans and 2 dogs. Proud to lead
@NJGov
alongside
@LtGovOliver
.
New Jersey, USANJ.GovJoined January 2018
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5 comments:

  1. Giordano BrunoJuly 23, 2020 at 6:33 AM

    As civilization collapses, we see more people who cannot tell the difference between an animal and a human being. That line will continue to deteriorate.

    Further, if a creature claims it is the offspring of a dog and a human, you must acknowledge it as true; this is now possible because self-assertion.

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  2. trigger warningJuly 23, 2020 at 9:07 AM

    My grandmother used to warn me about associating with dodgy companions by saying, "if you lay down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas".

    She didn't say anything about puppies, but with Proglodyte sexual mores and marriage philosophies, I guess anything is possible.

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  3. Sam L.July 23, 2020 at 12:47 PM

    Bummer! Is he going to marry them off?

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  4. Ignatius Acton Chesterton OCDJuly 23, 2020 at 4:02 PM

    Gio, it’s happening...

    https://www.mlive.com/public-interest/2020/07/white-house-to-send-federal-agents-into-detroit-to-restore-safety-in-us-cities.html

    Delicious, no?

    Shootings are up 40% this year in Detroit. Translation: LAWLESSNESS. My understanding is that Detroit officials and authorities are “upset” by Trump’s stance.

    Huh. Too bad.

    I’d say a law-and-order approach can take a meager incremental share of the black vote... and “meager” , might be the path to re-election.

    Otherwise, we’re going 5.56 or 7.62. No one gets out alive in this thing if this madness goes into 2021 with the installation of a senile puppet.

    Productive citizens and servile takers have little in common anymore. It’s no longer a Republic, it’s a transfer payment pyramid scheme.

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  5. Giordano BrunoJuly 23, 2020 at 4:51 PM

    I have both, IAC, 5.56 and 7.62. But this new Kalashnikov KP-9 is the tops, it's the coliseum, it's the tops, it's the Louvre Museum. 50 round drums! x4. 200 rounds at the point of contact. Highly recommended

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