Kamala Takes Charge

Fear not, Kamala is on the job. She is taking full charge of the situation on our Southern border-- some would call it an invasion. She has not briefed the press since she was named border czar. She has not visited the border or any of the countries that are feeding the invasion.

But, as I said, fear not. Our very own vice president has discussed Mexican and Central American immigration with the president of Finland. No kidding. And, no, this is not a deranged parody offered up by the Babylon Bee or the Onion.

It comes to us from the New York Post:

The problem is more than 6,000 miles and a great ocean away from him, but Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday asked Finland’s president to help stem the flow of migrants from Central America to the US-Mexico border.

As you know, Harris has been taking phone calls with foreign leaders. Apparently, President Biden, given his senile dementia, is not up to the job. 

Apparently, Kamala Harris thinks that Finland is proximate with the nations south of America. And she sees a parallel between America’s problem with Mexico and Guatemala and Finland’s problem with Russia. You didn’t know that Russian migrants are flooding into Finland, but that would only mean that you lack imagination. Kamala is smarter than you and me, so she deals with higher truths.

Harris and Finnish President Sauli Niinistö “discussed the need for more coordinated international action to address the root causes of migration from the Northern Triangle, and for sustained unity and vigilance to counter the destabilizing actions Russia continues to carry out across the Euro-Atlantic area,” Harris’ office said.

It’s unclear how Niinistö would help address “push” factors for migration in Central America, such as poverty and crime.

Rest easy, America. Kamala is in charge.