Thursday, September 9, 2010

Obama Loses the Late Night Comedians

My friend Bruce Willis Ferguson posted these jokes on my Facebook Wall. They offer a glimpse at what the late night comedians are saying about Obama.

They are too good not to share:

"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate."  
-Jay Leno

"America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask."  
-Jay Leno

"Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."  
-Conan O'Brien

"Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser."  
-Jay Leno

"Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners."  
-David Letterman

"Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!"   Jimmy Fallon

"Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers."  
-Jimmy Fallon

"Q: What was the most positive result of the 'Cash for Clunkers' program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road." 
-David Letterman

When a president becomes an easy target for ridicule by comedians who had been the vanguard of his celebrity supporters, you know that he has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

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