My friend Bruce Willis Ferguson posted these jokes on my Facebook Wall. They offer a glimpse at what the late night comedians are saying about Obama.
They are too good not to share:
"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate."
-Jay Leno
"America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask."
-Jay Leno
"Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
-Conan O'Brien
"Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser."
-Jay Leno
"Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners."
-David Letterman
"Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!" Jimmy Fallon
"Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers."
-Jimmy Fallon
"Q: What was the most positive result of the 'Cash for Clunkers' program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road."
-David Letterman
When a president becomes an easy target for ridicule by comedians who had been the vanguard of his celebrity supporters, you know that he has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
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