No, I didn't make this up. It's not even an opinion piece. It's news, from the Associated Press: "1960s songbird Joan Baez is 'resting comfortably' at an undisclosed location after falling 20 feet to the ground from a treehouse — a treehouse she purposely had built without walls because she wanted to sleep among real birds at her Woodside, Calif., home." Link here.
Now, tell me that you've never wanted to sleep among "real birds?" It sure beats what happened in The Godfather, Part 1: "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
And yes, we all wish her the speediest recovery.