Listen up, young ladies!
Now that you feel empowered by the Obama victory, it’s time to think ahead, to plan your future, to get going on that new career path.
Given your superior intelligence you’ve probably figured out that your degree in Women’s Studies is a career killer. Sorry about that. By now you cannot imagine ever making enough money to pay off your student debt?
Look at the bright side. You have more to offer than a piece of paper. Throughout your college years you have honed your skill at hooking up. You are what is called a “headmaster.”
Congratulations. No one can say that you didn't learn anything in college.
Thanks to the election, you know that when it comes to your sexual health, Barack has your back—or something— so you have a golden opportunity to actualize your liberation by trying out a new profession.
Why not: prostitution.
You might want it to be a part time job to earn some extra income while waiting on tables at the local bistro. You might even want to make it a career.
It’s a diverse community. There are job opportunities for women of every shape, size and color.
But, you will be thinking, you don’t know how to get into the business of hooking.
Fear not, your favorite website, Jezebel is there for you, ready to provide guidance into the strange new world of highly paid hooking up.
Few websites capture the mood of today’s young women like Jezebel. Yesterday, as a public service for young women living in the age of Obama, it offered a long, intricate, detailed article by a woman who calls herself, pseudonymously, Robin Hustle.
Hustle tells the ins and outs, the ups and downs of the world’s oldest profession. She offers valuable information about the tricks of the trade of turning tricks.
It’s news you can use.