Alli Reed decided to run an experiment. Being an aficionado of online dating sites she set up a profile on OK Cupid for a fictional character called Aaron Carter fan. (For the record, I have no idea who Aaron Carter is. I have no interest in finding out.)
Reed was trying to create a persona that was so unattractive, containing such a repulsive personality that no man would be so deranged and degenerate to respond.
In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative, and willfully ignorant, and I threw in a little gold digging just for funzies. I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, "Yes, I'd like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I'm given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person." This profile is my magnum opus; it will be engraved on my tombstone.
One likes to hope that she does not take herself seriously.
She explained herself to the Washington Post:
I created AaronCarterFan to see if there was a lower limit to how awful a human had to be before men would stop messaging her. As it turns out: nope.
One admires Reed’s courage. She ought to have known that she is really revealing more than she should about the way she sees men.
Since she had been spurred to run her experiment because of her own bad track record at online dating, she is, at least, coming to terms with her own contempt for the male of the species.
Obviously, Reed is not a social scientist. Effectively, her experiment tells us nothing about the men who respond. It only offers us Reed's vision of a repulsive young woman looks like. Presumably, this woman is the polar opposite of Reed herself.
So, Reed created the worst dating profile and was shocked, just shocked to discover that hundreds of men responded to it. Should she have been?
The woman pictured in the profile is (visibly) a fashion model. The woman says that she is a goddess who does herself. I suspect that most young men will not find this to be repugnant. After all, she is saying that she is in close touch with her feelings. The woman adds that she will accept casual sex. Why would any sentient young women believe that this detail would turn away potential suitors? And she suggests that she has been more-or-less paid to have sex. She says that she is looking for a man a rich man between 19 and 60, meaning that a Sugar Daddy arrangement with an older man would be acceptable.
Is this the worst dating profile ever? Of course, it isn’t. The profile shows a beautiful party girl who, according to the rest of the profile, doesn’t seem to have a brain in her head.
It would appear that men respond to physical beauty and to an offer of casual sex. They are even willing to overlook manifest mental deficiencies to attain it. Did Alli Reed need to run her faux experiment to discover this.
Apparently, Reed was trying to find out whether men are turned off by women who do not appear to be very intelligent. Or else, she was trying to find out whether men would be attracted to a woman for her mind alone.
She seems to have discovered that men do not overlook physical beauty and that they respond to offers of casual sex with fashion models. Who would have thought it?
For all that, Alli Reed holds these men in contempt. If you were wondering why she has been having a problem with men, she is showing us. If stupid is not very attractive, surely contempt is positively unattractive.
What makes Aaron Carter fan an ignoramus? She constantly makes grammatical mistakes and admits to some egregiously bad behavior. She says that she throws drinks in the faces of people she meets and knocks the cups out of the hands of homeless people. And she explains that she has lied to her ex-boyfriend that she was pregnant in order to extort money from them.
Reed seems to believe that no one, not even a man, could be stupid enough to want to meet Aaron Carter girl. But why does she believe that no man was smart enough to see through the hoax.
In a strange way, it makes sense that the world’s worst dating profile would be put up by the world’s best date. It reminds me of an incident that happened when I was in college—admittedly a long time ago. One day we were all required to take an aptitude test. A guy from my dorm succeeded in getting all the answers wrong. His score was so low it broke the curve.
Now, obviously, you have to know all the right answers in order to mark down all the wrong answers. You cannot get a zero by answering at random.
Otherwise, a reasonably intelligent man might see the profile as a test. Can he love this woman at her worst? After all, the profile begins with a line to the effect that a man would have to put up with her worst to have her best. Why would a man not see that as a challenge?
Besides, announcing that you are extorting money from your ex— by telling him that you have a child is very hard to believe. Do you imagine that her ex-boyfriend never saw her pregnant and never asked to see this child? Even if he did not, why would she confess to criminal behavior in a dating profile? Unless it was all just a joke.
Unfortunately, the joke seems to have been on Alli Reed.