Take a deep breath… get ready for the good news: Virtue is alive and well in America.
Remember the Ashley Madison hack? The site’s users were exposed just last week. But then, we discovered a gross disparity between the number of men and women on the site. Apparently, women are far, far less apt to cheat than are men.
It's one point against the feminists who believe that women like sex just as much as men and that women should be having sex just like men.
Now, Gizmodo has crunched the numbers and has discovered that Ashley Madison was more a fantasy factory than a hookup site. It was promising something that it could not provide: affairs. It turns out that the number of women on the site was far, far less than the numbers advertised. The vast majority of profiles of female affair seekers were fake.
Gizmodo summarizes its research:
When hacker group Impact Team released the Ashley Madison data, they asserted that “thousands” of the women’s profiles were fake. Later, this number got blown up in news stories that asserted “90-95%” of them were fake, though nobody put forth any evidence for such an enormous number. So I downloaded the data and analyzed it to find out how many actual women were using Ashley Madison, and who they were.
What I discovered was that the world of Ashley Madison was a far more dystopian place than anyone had realized. This isn’t a debauched wonderland of men cheating on their wives. It isn’t even a sadscape of 31 million men competing to attract those 5.5 million women in the database. Instead, it’s like a science fictional future where every woman on Earth is dead, and some Dilbert-like engineer has replaced them with badly-designed robots.
Those millions of Ashley Madison men were paying to hook up with women who appeared to have created profiles and then simply disappeared. Were they cobbled together by bots and bored admins, or just user debris? Whatever the answer, the more I examined those 5.5 million female profiles, the more obvious it became that none of them had ever talked to men on the site, or even used the site at all after creating a profile. Actually, scratch that. As I’ll explain below, there’s a good chance that about 12,000 of the profiles out of millions belonged to actual, real women who were active users of Ashley Madison.
When you look at the evidence, it’s hard to deny that the overwhelming majority of men using Ashley Madison weren’t having affairs. They were paying for a fantasy.
By now you will be slightly suspicious. If, by any chance, your name had shown up on the list of Ashley Madison aficionados, what better defense could you have than this one: you weren’t really having an affair because the women weren't real; you were indulging a fantasy? Nothing could have happened because so few of the profiles of women seeking affairs had been posted by actual women?
Exception made for one special user named … Duggar.