Forget about Valentine’s Day. All you men out there will henceforth channel your gift-giving impulses to International Women’s Day. But, it is not just enough to send flowers for IWD; you must also do all of the household chores. If you fail to do so, your feminist significant other will exact significant punishment.
Take the case of Ionel Popa, a Romanian man who not only forgot to give his wife, named Marinela Berea flowers on International Women’s Day. To add insult to injury, he refused to do housework when she ordered him to do so.
Naturally, she punished his dereliction. Allow the Daily Mail to tell what happened next:
A Romanian woman tore off her husband's left testicle after he failed to give her flowers on International Women's Day and then refused to help with the housework.
Ionel Popa, 39, from Vaslui County in the north east of the country, was rushed to hospital with his scrotum torn open after his wife Marinela Benea, 40, launched a vicious attack.
The mother-of-one grabbed hold of her husband's testicles and pulled violently during the argument.
Mr Popa's left testicle was left hanging out of his scrotum after the skin was ripped apart.
He was forced to undergo emergency surgery to repair the damage and remains in a stable condition.
Following the incident, Ms Benea said she did not know her own strength, adding that her husband deserved what had happened to him.
She said: 'Ionel had been given a bottle of wine for a day’s work instead of getting paid, and had arrived home drunk.
'When he gets drunk, he changes. All night he made me keep the fire on because he was cold and I did it to avoid having an argument.
'In the morning I opened the curtains and told him to go out and do some work, or at least to help with the household chores but he shouted that I’m not entitled to give him orders.
'I told him he was not any kind of man and I grabbed his testicles.
The moral of the story: don’t marry a feminist!