More racist white bourgeois American patriots prancing around. Troubling. Today's sophisticated society and its artistic expression is much better. My non-GMO, free-range tofu hot dog is more delicious, enlightened and mindful than your real one!
Ignatius. Well done sir! I can rest assured now that my fears were unfounded! Of course that doesn't account for the possible condiments and relish used.
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More racist white bourgeois American patriots prancing around. Troubling. Today's sophisticated society and its artistic expression is much better. My non-GMO, free-range tofu hot dog is more delicious, enlightened and mindful than your real one!
Ignatius,
Was it shade raised and humanely harvested?
James: Indeed it was. And Fair Trade certified. I bought it from Starbucks. I am a hipster. Can't you tell? I am so hip.
Ignatius.
Well done sir! I can rest assured now that my fears were unfounded! Of course that doesn't account for the possible condiments and relish used.
Ignatius,
The overwhelming irony has forced my hand:
https://youtu.be/kAO4EVMlpwM
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