Bill Clinton in a Blue Dress

You can't make this stuff up. While we are all tormenting our minds with theories about the death of Jeffrey Epstein, the Daily Mail (what would we do without it?) comes up with a picture that a woman took in Epstein's mansion. It's obviously a picture of Bill Clinton in a blue dress, wearing red high heels, lounging around in an erotic pose.

Allow me to quote the Daily Mail story, for your edification:

Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait which appeared to be of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.

The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.

The painting was secretly snapped inside the pedophile's lavish $56 million home in October 2012, four years after Epstein completed his sweetheart deal for prostitution of a minor and seven years before he was accused of running a sex trafficking ring of underage girls. 

The source, who asked to remain anonymous, was visiting Epstein to present a business proposal - an encounter with the pervert which included spotting a girl who seemed to be 14 waiting to see the financier.

Of course, we do not know whether Bubba posed for the picture, but, truth be told, if this does not make your day, nothing will make your day.