Democrats: the Party of Smart People

I don’t need to tell you that the Democratic Party is chock full of exceptionally intelligent people. Republicans, on the other hand, are illiterate rubes who barely know how to tie their shoes.

Everyone knows this. Smart people take it on faith. Why else would so many idiot celebrities sign up with the Democratic Party-- to mask the fact that they are complete imbeciles.

Anyway, we are thrilled to report the superior communications skills of Democrats like Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Karine Jean-Pierre and Hunter Biden. One way we learn how to communicate is emulating our betters. Surely, you would want to study communications professionals, the better to hone your own skills.

And yet, it is almost as though Biden administration people are competing to see who is the dumbest of the dumb. If it was not an international embarrassment it would be comic relief.

Anyway, by now everyone knows that Kamala Harris is the perfect argument against diversity and equity programs. She is an illiterate fool, and yet, she is a heartbeat away from the presidency. The way senile old Joe is going, don't be surprised if she takes over before 2024.

So, yesterday a reporter from CBS News asked Kamala a difficult question, surely one that came at her from left field. He asked why the Democrats, when they held political power, did not codify Roe v. Wade. 

The question has been debated and discussed openly for quite some time. The notion that the vice president was not prepared to answer it is absurd. We must note, for perspective, that most of the staff has already resigned. They cannot tolerate the embarrassment of working for such an idiot.

Here is Kamala’s response to the question of codifying Roe:

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed what we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

And we also have another wondrous example of President Joe Biden, the leader of the free world, become an international laughing stock, by demonstrating his continuing inability to read from a teleprompter:

“‘Women are not without electoral or political power,’” Biden said. “‘It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so’ — end of quote.”

“Repeat the line,” he then says, the video shows. “‘Women are not without electoral and/or political or.'”

He trails off, then corrects himself, saying, “Let me be precise –not and/or — ‘or political power.’”

Tell me you are not impressed. The Babylon Bee has suggested that the teleprompter should resign. It feels like the right thing to do.

And then there is the new White House press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, chosen because she counts among the few people who are more stupid than Kamala Harris. Finding one was surely a challenge, but the Biden administration was up to it.

When asked by Fox’s Peter Doocy yesterday to comment on an incident at a Washington restaurant where some Storm Troopers decided to harass Justice Brett Kavanaugh, a man who has been receiving death threats, KJP responded:

“Peter, this is… this is… people have the right… this is what a democracy is.”

Doocy responded:

“Do people have the right to privacy?”

“Of course, people have a right to privacy,” she claimed. “But people also have a right to be able to protest peacefully. It’s the intimidation and the violence that we condemn.”

Of course, the Biden administration now stands alone in refusing to acknowledge that federal law prohibits people from harassing federal judges and justices. Since the Biden justice department has chosen not to enforce the law-- when it is violated by its political allies-- KJP's belief that democracy involves harassing justices is a full-on disgrace.

One sympathizes with the Democrats who are at their wit’s ends over the Biden administration’s manifest incompetence. One of them called the administration:

Rudderless, aimless and hopeless.

Keep in mind the Democratic Party is not just the smart person’s party. It is the party that favor’s women’s interests, especially when it is time to get out women’s votes. After all, yesterday’s commentaries about the abortion issue were designed to get out women’s votes.

So, it is with deepest regret that we feel compelled to quote a few words from the man that Joe Biden considers the most intelligent person on the planet. Considering that the administration and the media has destroyed its reputation by running cover for said man, that is, for Hunter Biden, it is worth considering Hunter’s wit and wisdom. If he is that smart, perhaps we can learn from him. And given his long experience as a crack addict and whoremonger, we expect that he would have an especially enlightened view of women. Surely, when he is not peddling influence around the world, he must be donning a pussy hat and marching to keep abortion safe and legal.

Naturally, the newspaper reports, from the Daily Mail, have expurgated the lines, but we, being more enlightened, and more trusting in your judgment, will quote directly from Hunter’s attitude toward his stepmother, who you know as the highly estimable Dr. Jill Biden. Hunter wrote this to his brother Beau’s widow, Hallie, with whom he had an affair:

Fuck my stepmother for being as much a selfish, silly entitled cunt as you.

Surely, the man has a way with words. Evidently, Hunter Biden is a champion of women’s rights. He is a card carrying feminist. But, I will wager, for now, that not a single feminist will be denouncing him for such flagrantly blatant misogyny. It is might not be as bad as trying to discredit women's achievements by placing idiot females in positions of power, but surely it is close enough.