No, this is not a philosophical meditation on female desire. You can feel thankful for that.
In truth, I was inspired because a site called Ahalife has just published a list of the gifts that women definitely do not want to receive for the holidays. Link here.
Graciously, the site also provides a link to an alternate list: gifts that most women would like to receive.
So, while you are pondering Freud's overworked question: What do women want? it would be a great idea, given the season, and assuming that you are a man, to think about what kind of gift a woman would or would not like to receive.