#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck Part 3

Here are a few more duck jokes, this time with a little help from a friend.

1.  My kingdom for a duck

2. I came, I saw, I ducked

3. Humpty Dumpty sat on a duck

4. Quoth the duck: Nevermore

5. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the duck

6. His ducks go marching on

7. God’s in his Heaven, all’s right with the duck

8. The pen is mightier than the duck

9. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a duck.