You have to be awe of modern science. Today the London Daily Mail reports on the latest scientific discovery.
It’s called “natural insemination.”
Apparently, scientists have discovered, through painstaking research that natural insemination is more effective than artificial insemination. Who knew?
So, now there are websites for women who want to be inseminated but who have lost faith in the turkey baster. The best part is: it's free.
The Daily Mail reports:
Women desperate to become mothers are increasingly signing up for sperm donation websites where men are offering 'natural insemination' only.
Sites including co-parents.net, co-parentmatch.com, spermdonorforum.com, donordaddy.co.uk and pollentree.com advertise themselves as 'dating websites', forums aiming to link people wishing to conceive or 'co-parent' a child.
But while such donations are traditionally carried out artificially, a rising number of women are opting to do so naturally, by having sex with their donors, because it is believed to be more three times more effective than artificial insemination.
I am sure you are grateful to the paper for showing you where you can sign up.
While we are applauding the greatness of modern science, we are breathlessly awaiting its next giant leap: the discovery that “natural insemination” works best when it does not just produce a child, but also produces parents.