Peoplekind

Yet again, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Bieber has managed to make a complete fool of himself. He has embarrassed himself and his nation, making Canada look like a pathetic wimp of a nation for having elected a pathetic wimp of a human person as prime minister.

Piers Morgan informs us of Bieber’s latest teachable moment… the moment where the prime minister of Canada became a schoolmarmish scold:

There's always a moment in every movement when someone tries so hard to be a part of it that they make a complete and utter politically correct plonker* of themselves.

In the new wave of modern feminism, the list of contenders for the coveted title of Chief PC Plonker is long and distinguished.

But now a clear winner has emerged in the form of Trudeau, the handsome young politician publicly drooled over by many of the same women who claim to find male objectification of female flesh so demeaning.

What’s a plonker? Glad you asked. The terms refers to dimwitted fools, but it is also slang for penis. Better yet, in the vernacular, a plonker is a man who pimps his girlfriend out to his male friends.

Morgan describes the incident in question:

  

In video footage just released, a young woman from the World Mission of God, a non-denominational church guided by the ideals of 'God the Mother', stood up to ask him a question.

We came here today,' she began, 'to ask you to look into the policies that religious charitable organisations have in our legislation so it can also be changed because maternal love is the love that's going to change the future of mankind….'

On hearing that last word, shirt-sleeved Trudeau recoiled like he'd been shot by a crossbow and instantly raised his left arm in indignant angst.

'We like to see 'peoplekind',' he declared, rudely interrupting the woman and flapping the same arm around aggressively, 'not necessarily mankind. It's more inclusive.'

Trudeau comes over as the worst kind of hectoring, bully pulpit smart-a**; dripping with virtuous self-aggrandizing sanctimony.

He also saw fit to single-handedly rewrite the English language.

There is no such word as 'peoplekind'.

Duh… The feminist moment had long since decided that the word “mankind” was so hopelessly sexist that it needed to be replaced by the neologism: “humankind.” Which has something to do with the milk of human kindness. 

As Morgan points out, correctly, as I understand it, the world “peoplekind” does not exist. Or better, it did not exist until now. Will Canadian schoolchildren now be banned by using any word that suggests the dreaded manliness? Will variations on "people" and "person" be trotted out as substitutes? And will schoolchildren fail if they use the wrong neologism?

While we are out there mutilating the language, I believe that we should make a few more changes. From now on women of a certain age will go through personopause… that signaling the end of their personstruation.

You certainly would not want such activities to be corrupted by the least hint of anything male.

[Addendum, from Wierd Duk's Twitter feed.]