Saturday, June 29, 2019

What Is a Megetable?

Hat’s off to Arby’s. They still have the meats.

Most recently, they invented a new dish, called a megetable.

While our woke chefs are working day and night to produce a burger made entirely of vegetables but that tastes just like meat, Arby’s has outdone them by producing a dish that looks like a carrot and tastes like a carrot. Except that it’s really made of turkey. Thus it is chock full of animal protein.

Arby’s has understood that there’s a limit to this current mania about eating a totally vegetable diet. It knows that there can be too much of a good thing.

Since we all know that you are what you eat, if you eat too many vegetables you are likely to become a vegetable. And we don’t want that, do we?



sestamibi said...

Who needs that? This stuff has been around since the 50s and still works for me!

UbuMaccabee said...

Those new megetables have very popular in a certain club scene.

Sam L. said...

Stickin' it to the vegetarians! Go, man, GO!