Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Will High Tech Leave California?

From the satirical website, The Babylon Bee:




New billboards have been popping up in California with the slogan “Move to Texas: We have electricity!” Many see this as a play to lure jobs away from California, as many jobs rely on electricity, especially in the modern economy. This could especially be attractive to jobs in the tech sector. 


Roy Rivera, a tech analyst with decades of experience in cutting edge technology, explained that “a lot of tech uses electricity.” He then pointed to a chart showing that tech businesses can be at least 300% more effective when they have power.

3 comments:

UbuMaccabee said...

OMG, no. Stay put and die. California is a contagion and must be quarantined. Very funny, though.

Sam L. said...


The BEE, it STINGS.

Ignatius Acton Chesterton OCD said...

The problem is that the Californians come seeking the electricity, and their California nuttiness metastasizes. Bad for Texas, Republicans, the USA and all who embrace normalcy. Keep the wild animals in the wild so we may observe them in their natural habitat. Surfin’ safari.

Destroyers seek to destroy. The electricity is like a laser pointer with a cat — in this case, a big feral cat.