He Had It All

He gives new meaning to the term: having it all!

A motorist in Ibiza was pulled over by the police and tested for controlled substances. Guess what: he tested positive for all controlled substances. At least, for all the substances they could test.

The Daily Mail has the story:

A motorist in Ibiza tested positive for every detectable drug after he was pulled over for wild driving at around 3am on New Year's Day.

The 31-year-old was tested by the police and their equipment found he had ingested every substance their kit was capable of detecting.

The reckless driver had taken cannabis, methamphetamines, amphetamines, cocaine and opioids.

A search of the car uncovered six purple pills, 20 pink pills, two bags of white powder and a brown substance. 

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I didn’t know it, but perhaps you did… Ibiza is one of the world’s great drug capitals. It is trying to live down its reputation. 

The Daily Mail continues:

In 2016, Ibiza's tourism board was outraged after a song titled 'I Took A Pill In Ibiza' topped charts around Europe, in an apparent celebration of drugs on the island.

The Guardian reported that the island's tourism chief Vicent Ferrer said: 'We have invited the author of this song to discover Ibiza because we have much more to offer besides the nightlife which is known worldwide.'

Apparently, it’s a debatable issue. One thing is not debatable, the unfortunate motorist, who is now facing a hefty fine and several months in prison, belongs in the Guinness Book of Records.