"Hillary Clinton" Reacts to the Soleimani Assassination

For your edification, I report this story from the satirical website, The Babylon Bee. (via Maggie’s Farm) After all, I am sure that you were dying to hear the reaction of the woman who so deftly handled the attack on our consulate in Benghazi.

So, here is the truth about Hillary Clinton. Only satire does it real justice:

After Trump quickly sent Marines to defend Americans trapped at the embassy, Clinton immediately blasted him for taking such "rash, uncalled-for" action when he could have just "waited around a while to see what happens."

"If I were president, I definitely would have let things play out," she said. "Sending American troops to protect American lives seems a little hasty. What if you need to get a little shut-eye or recharge in your lizard person spawning chamber for a few hours?"

"I would have slept on it first."

She later admitted her criticisms might not matter, because, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Meanwhile, Americans under siege at the embassy took a few moments to thank God that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States.

Funnily enough, this is precisely the response of the more leftist Congresspeople and commentators. When they are not standing up tall and proud to defend Iran, that is. And when they are not bowing down in rapt admiration at the outpouring of emotion in Tehran.

You have already seen the pictures of emotionally overwrought Iranians causing a stampede that killed over thirty people. Nothing quite like the “spontaneous overflow of powerful feeling” to tickle the hearts of our unhinged leftists.