Wednesday, January 2, 2019

2020 Election Forecast

To welcome in the New Year and to announce her candidacy for the presidency Sen. Elizabeth Warren stuck a beer bottle in her mouth and took a swig. A good Freudian can tell you what that implies. For my part I will refrain.

Thereby, Liz Warren instantly aborted her presidential campaign. Looking fake does not a future president make.

This morning, the new senator from Utah, one Mitt Romney, announced his own candidacy before he was even sworn in. A Freudian would call it a premature ejaculation. I will refrain.

So, Romney wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post… trashing President Trump.

In his words, he said that Trump:

… has not risen to the mantle of the office.

About that phrase, we can say that it is agrammatical, bordering on illiterate.

Surely, Romney was announcing his candidacy for president in 2020. After all, if Donald Trump could do it, why not a man with a sterling resume like Mitt. The fact that Mitt had his chance and lost… does not seem to have fazed him.

Anyway, Trump quickly responded:

Here we go with Mitt Romney, but so fast! Question will be, is he a Flake? I hope not. Would much prefer that Mitt focus on Border Security and so many other things where he can be helpful. I won big, and he didn’t. He should be happy for all Republicans. Be a TEAM player & WIN!

Well said. Romney has not yet been sworn in and he is already presenting himself as the Trump alternative. And he is already undermining his chances by showing himself to be petulant. And, not being a team player.

Take it from me. Mitt Romney is not going to be president. Any more than Liz Warren.


Ares Olympus said...

The new standard for picking a president seems to be everyone saying "X will never be president." Perhaps it's like the superbowl, no matter how much all the teams suck, the rules are set up that someone still has to win in the end.

If November 2020 wasn't as close as it is now with our new year, I'd consider we might not have a country to elect a president by then. I know trillion dollar deficits are not new, but if a strong economy needs one, what will we need in the great recession part 2?

sestamibi said...

fazed, not phased.

Sam L. said...

I have no faith in Mitt; he's blown it. Lizzie, too. But then, she's a Dem.

Anonymous said...

Hillary said, "I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids." Maybe she was trying to be funny but in any case it was funny.

Sam L. said...

I'd say it this way: Mitt's shot himself in both feet with 600 30mm rounds.

Anonymous said...

The mainstream media is finally starting to run the article about the Trump supporter college student who got kicked out of medical school at the University of Virginia for publicly debating with a far-left SJW communist professor. Here are two new ones:

Someone also took the time to type up a transcript of the events which happened:

Reddit is freaking out about the story too, of course. 1000s of comments on these threads:

This story, known as MedGate, has the potential to create a mass public outcry against our far left college system, and thus cause real damage to the student debt loan bubble.