Sunday, March 17, 2019

Traumatized for Life

25 year old Sarah Katherine Brooks is in big trouble. Her crime? Hold your breath and gird your loins. She had carnal relations with a 17 year old. Several times.

Why has she been arrested in Georgia? Well, you see, Sarah Katherine was a phys ed teacher in Archer High School. She was tutoring the boy in phys. ed. Say what? Try to wrap your mind around that one: the boy needed special tutoring in phys ed. Not in math or languages or social science… but in phys ed.

The Daily Mail has the story, without the salacious details:

A former Georgia high school teacher was detained after she was accused of having a sexual relationship with one of her students. 

Sarah Katherine Brooks, 25, was charged with a felony count of sexual assault by persons with supervisory or disciplinary authority on Friday, according to jail records from Gwinnett County Jail. 

Brooks is said to have had sex during off-campus tutoring with one of her 17-year-old students from Archer High School. The woman was the teen's physical education teacher, at the time.

You will be happy to know that the local police are still investigating the case. Apparently, they have too much time on their hands.

If you wish to appreciate the suffering that the poor boy has undergone, and the life altering trauma that will follow him for the rest of his days, take a gander at Sarah Katherine’s mug shot:

 Sarah Katherine Brooks, 25, was charged with a felony count of sexual assault by persons with supervisory or disciplinary authority on Friday


whitney said...

The nearly weekly incidents of some young married teacher having sex with one or more of their students is not a lark. It is symptomatic of a much larger and darker issue. Your ongoing trivialization of these incidents seem like obfuscation

Unknown said...

Spoken like a mother with a son (whether you are or not). I think it's fair to say that mothers of teens, who have skin in the game, view it very differently than many others. And likely through a sharper lens.

Having said that, I confess an 11th grade lust for Miss Kissinger, the hottest English teacher I ever had and, by far, the hottest teacher in my high school. Wowza. When she took her glasses off.... My mother would have decapitated her. :-D

Sam L. said...

The HORROR!! The horror... A teen boy's DREAM come TRUE.

Anonymous said...

Does no one remember Tea and Sympathy?

UbuMaccabee said...

I have put in a request with my local newspaper to please provide full body photos of Sarah Katherine Brooks so we can form a better appreciation of her crime.

sestamibi said...

I can't help but wonder why these women, who it seems are invariably smokin' hot, would have to resort to much younger boys.

Sam L. said...

Ubu, I ain't agonna go there.

autothreads said...

There are likely more female teachers having sex with minors than Catholic priests.